God, I am such a
smitten loser
It seems like my life is just a string of varying situations in which I come dangerously close to exploding from shear emotion and supermegafoxyawesomehot -ness.
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Top 3 companions as voted by Tumblr:

#2- Donna Noble

I’m a human being. Maybe not the stuff of legend but every bit as important as Time Lords, thank you.

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |1,049 notes

make me choose »  asked: Game of Thrones or Harry Potter

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |2,297 notes
2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |819 notes
Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |104,272 notes

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |16,165 notes

allonsyforever:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

theholmesofbakerstreet:

waysfaring:

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES EVERYONE’S READ HARRY POTTER

what do you mean people haven’t read harry potter

My ex hadn’t read harry potter

key word: ex

people who haven’t read harry potter are like exotic animals like how do you even exist

2 days ago on July 27th, 2014 |134,511 notes
deducecanoe:

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:



stockade:



You’re welcome










This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.





i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

So fucking helpful..

deducecanoe:

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

So fucking helpful..

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |360,307 notes

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |197,369 notes

allison schulnik

allison schulnik

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |5,708 notes

perfectdisarray:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST ONE AND NEARLY SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |731,965 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |335,253 notes

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |242,619 notes

trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |81,719 notes

anothersideofinsanity:

youtubebanana:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

i am so angry right now because of this

Im going to have a panic attack

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |141,521 notes
amazed:

I follow back everyone!

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

3 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |463,672 notes