God, I am such a
smitten loser
It seems like my life is just a string of varying situations in which I come dangerously close to exploding from shear emotion and supermegafoxyawesomehot -ness.
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aysahrhia:

derpygrooves:

W-
WHAT

Yup, super handy trick to know!

aysahrhia:

derpygrooves:

W-

WHAT

Yup, super handy trick to know!

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |18,343 notes

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |102,290 notes

sakurasunshine:

Happy Earth Day!

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |12,096 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

wingsofnight:

densiandneric:

thedeathecchi:

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me

Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons

imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.

Fucking English.

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |171,668 notes
awwww-cute:

How my friends dog fell asleep yesterday

awwww-cute:

How my friends dog fell asleep yesterday

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |49,056 notes
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |108,931 notes
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jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |42,250 notes

fuckitfireeverything:

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |71,969 notes
wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |239,658 notes
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |976,472 notes
hijab-wearitright:

Dian Pelangi, Indonesian fashion designer.

hijab-wearitright:

Dian Pelangi, Indonesian fashion designer.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |2,634 notes

"I like being scared, so I’ve always liked fairy tales because they’re kind of creepy."

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |2,254 notes
laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |192,490 notes