God, I am such a
smitten loser
It seems like my life is just a string of varying situations in which I come dangerously close to exploding from shear emotion and supermegafoxyawesomehot -ness.
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mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |66,725 notes

cinnamonbritches:

verbalizations:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him

you know exactly why

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duneekah:

the internet’s ship name for James and Lily may be Jily

but deep in my soul I know that Remus, Sirius, and Peter called them ‘Lames’

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |16,970 notes

How was it being pregnant?
Emma Watson on The Late Show with David Letterman, 25th of March, 2014

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |47,196 notes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |67,977 notes

straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |23,163 notes
bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |144,661 notes

there is no way that this happened

there is no way that this happened

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |108,921 notes

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |24,832 notes

molgera:

"break a leg" i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |59,073 notes
silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |244,873 notes
In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?
5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |10,490 notes

praetoravila:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - First and last chapter titles

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |2,580 notes

idontlikeitpaintitred:

A   C O N T I N U A T I O N   O F   T H I S

NOTE: Because of many people’s similar reaction to my previous post, I feel the need to clarify that this series isn’t intended to have a Hans-apologist kind of vibe. My purpose here is not to excuse his behaviour in the film or to get people to pity him. I just wanted to add a little bit of ‘depth’ where it was suggested there were stories behind his actions. I’m basically trying to figure out a possible background and progression that could explain why and how he was shaped into a villain, if we accept some villains are made rather than born. But I get some people want this character to be evil for the sake of being evil, and that is completely fine! So please don’t get too upset over these, keep in mind this is just my take on a hypothetic past, loosely based on hints from the movie and what Frozen directors have revealed so far.

Inspiration from rennydraws for the 8th panel and donc-desole for the last one.

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |35,307 notes